Your Mom Was Right When She Told

The Clintons Opposed Gay Marriage. They Did Don't Ask, Don't Tell. They Did The Defense Of Marriage Act.

That's My Advice To All Homosexuals, Whether They're In The Boy Scouts, Or In The Army Or In High School: Shut Up, Don't Tell Anybody What You Do, Your Life Will Be A Lot Easier.

I Used To Be A Wicked Disco Guy.

Your Mom Was Right When She Told You Never To Discuss Politics And Religion Because Emotions Run So High In Those Arenas. Especially Religion.

Stand Up, Be Counted. We Have The Numbers.