Your Patience Will Be Rewarded.

If My Wife Made Childhood Obesity Her Mission And I Signed A Law Making 1/8 Cup Of Tomato Paste A Vegetable, I'd Be Sleeping On The Sofa.

I Played Every Bad Guy In Shakespeare.

Seriously. I'm Not Very Bright, And It Takes A Lot For Me To Get A Concept - To Really Get A Concept. To Get It Enough That It Becomes Part Of Me. But When It Happens I Get Real Excited About It

My Mantra Was To Educate People - To Actually Give Them The Know-how They Could Use - And To Do It In A Very Subversive Kind Of Way. I Would Entertain Them, And I Was Going To Teach Them Whether They Knew It Or Not.

If You Really Love Stuffing, Wait Until The Turkey Comes Out Of The Oven, Add Some Of The Pan Drippings To The Stuffing, And Bake It In A Dish. That's Called Dressing, And That's Not Evil - Stuffing Is, Though.