Your Shower Is Ready - I Turned

If You Don't Believe Your Salmon Is Wild, Ask It To Fetch Your Newspaper And See What Happens.

I Believe In Karma... That Means I Can Do Bad Things To You All Day Long And Assume You Deserve It.

If You Want To Kill An Idea Without Being Identified As The Assassin, Suggest That The Legal Department Take A Look At It.

The Best Plan Now Is To Have As Many Bosses As Possible. I Call It Boss Diversity. If You Work For A Company And You Have One Boss And That Boss Doesn't Like You Or Wants To Get Rid Of You, You're In Trouble. But If You Work For Yourself, You Have Lots Of Bosses, Who Are Your Customers, And If A Few Of Them Decide They Don't Like You, That's Okay.

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.