Your Wit Makes Others Witty.

If Russians Knew How To Read, They Would Write Me Off.

You Must Be Gay; Only Thus Can Life Be Endured. I Speak From Experience For I Have Had To Endure Much, And Have Only Been Able To Endure It Because I Have Always Laughed Whenever I Had The Chance.

God, Grant Us Our Desires, And Grant Them Quickly.

[on Peter Iii:] He Did Not Have A Bad Heart; But A Weak Man Usually Has Not.

Experience Shows That The Frequent Use Of Severe Punishment Has Never Rendered A People Better. The Death Of A Criminal Is A Less Effective Means Of Restraining Crimes Than The Permanent Example Of A Man Deprived Of His Liberty During The Whole Of His Life To Make Amends For The Injury He Has Done To The Public.