Zen Hugs - The Hugs That You

It Isn't Wise To Be Rude To One's Mother. She Knows Everything About Your Childhood That Is Potentially Embarassing.

Parents Always Know What Strings Control Your Heart And Soul. After All, They Are The Ones Who Tied Them There.

Three Things Know A Secret- First; The Lady In A Dream, The Dog That Barks No Warning, And A Maid That Does Not Scream.

If They Projected The Fact That They Are Dangerous Any Harder, There Would Be Little Puddles Of "danger" On The Floor Around Them. Look, It's "danger", Don't Step In It!

Witch' Is Just A Religion, Okay? No Baby-sacrificing, No Black Masses, No Sending Imps Out To Scare The Dog-snot Out Of Kids, Trying To Make Them Think They're Crazy. We Don't Do Things Like That. Our Number-one Law Is 'have Fun In This Lifetime, But Don't Hurt Anybody.' Nice Little Paraphrase Of "an It Harm None, Do As Ye Will" If I Do Say So Myself.