Zombies Are The Blue-collar Monsters

Movies Are About Escape.

Ever Since 'lassie' And 'old Yeller', I Won't Watch Animal Movies. Animals In Movies Always Die.

Zombies Are The Real Lower-class Citizens Of The Monster World And That's Why L Like Them.

If I Fail, The Film Industry Writes Me Off As Another Statistic. If I Succeed, They Pay Me A Million Bucks To Fly Out To Hollywood And Fart.

As Great As Ed Is, The Wisdom Out Here Is That He Can't Carry A Movie. They'll Pay Him $3 Million To Be The Second Banana In Julia Roberts Things. But They Won't Put Up $3 Million For An Ed Harris Movie.