A Bank Is A Place That Will

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'