Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.

Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights, As It Interferes With My Suffering.

Cypress Point Is Such A Beautiful Place, But It's Also Very Exclusive. They Had A Very Successful Membership Drive Last Month. They Drove Out Forty Members.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.