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You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

Now That The War Is Winding Down, I Want To Say I Do Appreciate You Fellows Hanging Around Here - Just For Me.

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She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.