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Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.