If You Haven't Got Any Charity In

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

It Sure Has Been A Pleasure For Us To Broadcast For The Sailors And Soldiers; Besides, Its Part Of The National Defence Program To Prepare Our Boys For Anything.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.