If You Haven't Got Any Charity In

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.