It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.