A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Got Married As A One-off, And It Was So Successful She Turned It Into A Series.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.