Having So Many Gold Courses So Close

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.