Chiropractic Is A Wonderful Means Of Natural

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.