Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights,

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.

Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.