When You Get Over 95, Every Day

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

Some People Put Us Down. But I Still Haven't Heard Of Any Americans Trying To Swim Across The Border Into Mexico!

He Was Bare Chested And In Good Trim. I Said That Just Looking At Him I Knew There Would Always Be An England

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.