The Audience Was Swell. They Were So

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

It Sure Has Been A Pleasure For Us To Broadcast For The Sailors And Soldiers; Besides, Its Part Of The National Defence Program To Prepare Our Boys For Anything.