The Audience Was Swell. They Were So

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.