Every Naval Vessel Has A Contingent Of

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

You've Got To Be Rich To Have A Swing Like That.