I Left England When I Was Four

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.