I Left England When I Was Four

Baseball Is A Soap Opera That Plays Out Day After Day, One That A Lot Of Elderly Women Watch Until The Characters And The Plot Becomes A Part Of Their Life. She Got To Enjoy The Personal Side Of The Players. They Were Her Kids. The Braves Were Her Family.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.