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It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.