I Never Kick My Ball In The

Congratulations To Whoever Is Finally Booking Music We Love. It's Going To Get Us Out Of The House After Dark!

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.