I Never Kick My Ball In The

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

Baseball Is A Soap Opera That Plays Out Day After Day, One That A Lot Of Elderly Women Watch Until The Characters And The Plot Becomes A Part Of Their Life. She Got To Enjoy The Personal Side Of The Players. They Were Her Kids. The Braves Were Her Family.