I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.