I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.