It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In England.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

A James Cagney Love Scene Is One Where He Lets The Other Guy Live.