It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

You've Got To Be Rich To Have A Swing Like That.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.