I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

As Soon As The War Ended, We Located The One Spot On Earth That Hadn't Been Touched By The War And Blew It To Hell.

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.