I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

We Had A Very Successful Trip To Russia. We Made It Back.

I See The Beatles Have Arrived From England. They Were 40 Pounds Overweight - And That Was Just Their Hair.

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.