It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c.,

It Sure Has Been A Pleasure For Us To Broadcast For The Sailors And Soldiers; Besides, Its Part Of The National Defence Program To Prepare Our Boys For Anything.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.