It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c.,

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.

I Have Seen What A Laugh Can Do. It Can Transform Almost Unbearable Tears Into Something Bearable, Even Hopeful.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.