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I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.