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The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.