If I'm On The Course And Lightning

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.