If He Slices The Budget Like He

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

The High Point Of The Act Is When He (uri Durov) Puts His Head Inside The Bear's Huge Jaws. I Wouldn't Even Try That With My Agent.

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.