The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

As Soon As The War Ended, We Located The One Spot On Earth That Hadn't Been Touched By The War And Blew It To Hell.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.

My Folks Were English . . . We Were Too Poor To Be British.