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I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.