The Best Thing About Growing Older Is

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

Lots Of Travel, Away From Home.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.