The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.