The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

Chiropractic Is A Wonderful Means Of Natural Healing!

It's Very Frustrating Making A Picture In Paris. We Work Hard All Day At The Studio To Get A Love Scene Just Right. Then, On My Way Home, I See Couples On Every Street Corner Doing It Better.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.