The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

Rock And Roll Is Catching On All Over . . . France . . . England . . . They Even Have It In Japan, Only Over There They Call It Judo.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.