The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.