When They Asked Jack Benny To Do

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.