When They Asked Jack Benny To Do

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I Am Speechless.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.