I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young:

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.

My Folks Were English . . . We Were Too Poor To Be British.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

I Was There. I Saw Your Sons And Your Husbands, Your Brothers And Your Sweethearts. I Saw How They Worked, Played, Fought, And Lived. I Saw Some Of Them Die. I Saw More Courage, More Good Humor In The Face Of Discomfort, More Love In An Era Of Hate And More Devotion To Duty Than Could Exist Under Tyranny.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands