I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young:

Cypress Point Is Such A Beautiful Place, But It's Also Very Exclusive. They Had A Very Successful Membership Drive Last Month. They Drove Out Forty Members.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties