My Folks Were English . . .

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

It Sure Has Been A Pleasure For Us To Broadcast For The Sailors And Soldiers; Besides, Its Part Of The National Defence Program To Prepare Our Boys For Anything.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.