All British Castles And Old Country Homes

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.