I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French.

You Can Only Do One Thing At A Time So Concentrate On It.

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!