English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

Bing Crosby And I Play A Lot Of Golf Together And I Have A Small Course At My Place Where We Often Play For Side Stakes. The Only Troulbe Is That When I Win, I Always Have To Engage And Attorney Before I Can Draw The Money.

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.