It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford

Congratulations To Whoever Is Finally Booking Music We Love. It's Going To Get Us Out Of The House After Dark!

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?