It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?

Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

The Only Time To Believe Any Kind Of Rating Is When It Shows You At The Top.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.