It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

Chiropractic Is A Wonderful Means Of Natural Healing!