It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford

Some People Put Us Down. But I Still Haven't Heard Of Any Americans Trying To Swim Across The Border Into Mexico!

He Was Bare Chested And In Good Trim. I Said That Just Looking At Him I Knew There Would Always Be An England

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.