A Bird In The Strand Is Worth

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.

Said Hamlet To Ophelia, I'll Draw A Sketch Of Thee. What Kind Of Pencil Shall I Use? 2b Or Not 2b?

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

We Don't Have Anything Planned, So Nothing Can Go Wrong.

Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only Curable By Death.