Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Does Bring You A More Pleasant Form Of Misery.

If A Robin Redbreast In A Cage Puts All Heaven In A Rage, How Feels Heaven When Dies The Billionth Battery Hen?

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.

Are You Going To Come Quietly, Or Do I Have To Use Earplugs?

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.