If You Kill Me, I Promise You

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Does Bring You A More Pleasant Form Of Misery.

Any Man Can Be 62, But It Takes A Bus To Be 62a.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.

I Told You I Was Sick.