I'm A Hero With Coward's Legs.

Policemen Are Numbered In Case They Get Lost.

Any Man Can Be 62, But It Takes A Bus To Be 62a.

Listen, Someone's Screaming In Agony- Fortunately I Speak It Fluently

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.

All I Ask Is The Chance To Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy.