I'm A Hero With Coward's Legs.

If You Kill Me, I Promise You - You Will Never Take Me Alive.

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.

And God Said, 'let There Be Light' And There Was Light, But The Electricity Board Said He Would Have To Wait Until Thursday To Be Connected.

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

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