Are You Going To Come Quietly, Or

General: Where Are You From? Spike: London. General: Which Part? Spike: ... Well, All Of Me.

Many People Die Of Thirst But The Irish Are Born With One.

How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.

It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t Want To And He Couldn`t

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.