God Made Nightbutman Made Darkness.

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.

I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm A Hero From The Waist Up.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

Australia, Australia, We Love You From The Heart. The Kidneys, The Liver & The Giblets Too. And Every Other Part.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.