I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab.

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.

Money Can't Buy Friends, But You Can Get A Better Class Of Enemy.

A Lot Of Learning Canbe A Little Thing.

Listen, Someone's Screaming In Agony- Fortunately I Speak It Fluently

I Told You I Was Ill. (on His Headstone)