I Told You I Was Sick.

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

General: Where Are You From? Spike: London. General: Which Part? Spike: ... Well, All Of Me.

Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

I'm A Hero With Coward's Legs.