I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm

Her Mother Was A Cultivated Woman - She Was Born In A Greenhouse

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only Curable By Death.