I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm

If A Robin Redbreast In A Cage Puts All Heaven In A Rage, How Feels Heaven When Dies The Billionth Battery Hen?

I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

Money Can't Buy Friends, But You Can Get A Better Class Of Enemy.

My Father Had A Profound Influence On Me. He Was A Lunatic.