I Have The Body Of An Eighteen

A Bird In The Strand Is Worth Two In Shepherds Bush

General: Where Are You From? Spike: London. General: Which Part? Spike: ... Well, All Of Me.

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.