I Have The Body Of An Eighteen

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.

Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion.

I Told You I Was Ill. (on His Headstone)

If A Robin Redbreast In A Cage Puts All Heaven In A Rage, How Feels Heaven When Dies The Billionth Battery Hen?