A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

If You Kill Me, I Promise You - You Will Never Take Me Alive.

We Haven't Got A Plan So Nothing Can Go Wrong!