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How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.

My Father Had A Profound Influence On Me. He Was A Lunatic.

I'm A Hero With Coward's Legs.