A Black Man Will Be Elected President

People Are Always Going To, You Know, Find Something Wrong With People Who Are Not The Exact Same As Them. That's Just What It Is. Black, White, Short, Tall, Religions, Whatever. People Are Bad.

Carol Leifer Is Funny, Really Funny.

Stand-up Comedy Is Like The Lowest Medium In All Of Show Business In Levels Of Respect.

One Of My Daughters Told Me The Other Day, "kevin Hart Is Funnier Than You, Daddy." I Told Her, "does Kevin Hart Make You Pancakes?"

Comedy Is The Blues For People Who Can’t Sing.